A client sues a radio shock jock for contributing to sexual harassment at her workplace; Cage defends a restaurateur who fed a customer horse meat.
Nelle tells Cage that she is aware of his attraction towards her… compliments of Fish. Upset, Cage confronts Fish in his office. Fish apologizes for leaking the information. Shortly thereafter, the pair attends a staff meeting. It is announced that one of Nelle’s clients, Ling Woo, is suing radio shock jock Harold Wick. Woo alleges that Wick’s sexually charged program spills over into working environments, thereby contributing to sexual harassment at the steel plant where she works.
In court, Attorney John Harkness examines Stephen Daley, a man suing a French restaurant. Daley explains that he and his wife went to the establishment to celebrate their wedding anniversary. He ordered the chef’s menu, which features many exotic dishes. When he pressed the waiter to reveal the name of a particularily tasty cut of meat, he was informed that is was horse. Both Daley and his wife grew nauseous. When Cage cross-examines, he attempts to chip away at Daley’s testimony, pointing out that he consumes cow, pig and even Cornish game hen without suffering a guilty conscience. But Daley maintains that a horse is a noble beast. Later, Cage shows Alley an old stuffed horse, one he’s had since he was a child. He admits that he’s always had a special affection for horses, and especially for the television show Mr. Ed.
During deposition, Harold Wick directs sexist, racist comments towards those in attendance. Afterward, Ally wonders aloud if the firm isn’t giving Wick exactly what he wants: publicity. Later, the issue goes before Judge Andrew Peters. Attorney Walden argues that the lawsuit is preposterous, as Wick’s speech is protected by the First Amendment. But Nelle argues that, much like second-hand smoke, Wick’s words have poisoned people’s minds and contributed to an atmosphere of gender bias, and thus, should be held responsible. Surprisingly, the judge doesn’t throw the case out. Afterward, a stupified and jealous Ally tells Elaine that Nelle’s argument was brilliant.
When the owner of the French restaurant, Joseph Handy, takes the witness stand, he insists that horsemeat is low in fat and high in protein. He believes customers should have a choice as to whether or not they consume the meat. But he feels it is unjust for him to be dragged into court for serving it. Later, as Cage works on his closing argument, Nelle steps off the elevator. When Cage inquires if she has ever consumed horsemeat, Nelle thinks she is being asked out on a date. Surprisingly, she agrees to meet Cage for dinner on Thursday night.
Judge Peters is swayed by Nelle’s argument. He denies the motion to dismiss the case. Ally is completely dumbstruck. The ruling sends shock waves through the media. Shortly thereafter, in a surprising move, Nelle tells Fish and Ling that they should file a motion to dismiss. Nelle believes they don’t stand a chance at winning any sort of settlement. She opts instead to draft a statement. At a press conference, Ling reads the statement aloud. It implies that Wick suffers from sexual dysfunction. But Ally is taken aback by the move, as there is no proof that Wick is impotent. She tells the others that what they did was dishonest in the extreme. Later, Wicks invites Ally to appear on his program. Ally accepts the offer, much to the surprise of her colleagues—and to herself.
Cage delivers a good closing argument, speaking from his heart. But Georgia tells him that, in spirit, it may not have been in their client’s best interests. She states that the summation may give Handy grounds for a new trial. But the issue becomes moot when the jury sides with Handy.
As the broadcast gets underway, Ally turns out to be surprisingly adept at handling Wick’s barbed, sexist comments. She maintains that the lawsuit was formulated to prevent more shock jocks like Wick from launching their own programs. But she also states that the reason the case was dismissed was to keep people like Wicks from disappearing. After the taping, Ally tells Wicks that what the firm did to him during the press conference was underhanded. Wick, who is humble when not on the air, tells Ally that she is "a good lady." Later, Ally tells Nelle that she was disgusted by the press statement.
- Calista Flockhart as Ally McBeal
- Courtney Thorne-Smith as Georgia Thomas
- Greg Germann as Richard Fish
- Lisa Nicole Carson as Renée Raddick
- Jane Krakowski as Elaine Vassal
- Vonda Shepard as Herself
- with Peter MacNicol as John Cage
- and Gil Bellows as Billy Thomas
Special Appearances By
- Wayne Newton as Harold Wicks
- David Ogden Stiers as Judge Andrew Peters
- James Sutorius as Daley's Attorney
- Albert Hall as Judge Seymore Walsh
- Mark Metcalf as Attorney Walden
- Tim Thomerson as Mr. Daley
- Stuart Pankin as Mr. Handy
- J. Karen Thomas as Karen Martin-Gray
- Marty Levy as TV Announcer
Notes and references
- First appearance of Ling Woo